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i'm a dead sloth who pretends to have friends and social life. also known as the queen of procrastination.


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  #well i wasn't expecting that  

onceuponymous:

I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery.  She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.

phonestrumpet:

suricattus:

"um, it’s as though Twitter and Pinterest had an unholy love child that they abandoned to be raised by Livejournal."

- me, trying to explain Tumblr to non-savvy cohort

Accurate as fuck. 

queen-of-fallen-angeles:

hellgated:

karaokeandmime:

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….

Denny’s is a superwholockian

Denny’s what the hell



YES OH MY GOD

queen-of-fallen-angeles:

hellgated:

karaokeandmime:

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….

Denny’s is a superwholockian

Denny’s what the hell

YES OH MY GOD

paramorian-miracle:

mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis:

gravityhasnolimit:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

perseusweasley:

99.9% sure that Kevin is Rapunzel.



what happened

All hail Master Chau!

I squeaked. I literally squeaked!

paramorian-miracle:

mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis:

gravityhasnolimit:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

perseusweasley:

99.9% sure that Kevin is Rapunzel.

what happened

All hail Master Chau!

I squeaked. I literally squeaked!

thegreatgherkin87:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

tsuki-nekota:

“Thank god for Fan Fiction Writers”

— Every Fandom Ever (via indefinitely-rad)

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Interesting play on words

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

fandomsaremylife101:

fantasticallybadwolf:

Every show has a word or a phrase that breaks the fandom

Sometimes, it’s a broken sentence

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Sometimes, it’s asking a friend to come back

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And sometimes, it’s just a simple word

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Thanks for brutally stabbing me in the heart.