i'm a dead sloth who pretends to have friends and social life. also known as the queen of procrastination.
I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery. She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.
"um, it’s as though Twitter and Pinterest had an unholy love child that they abandoned to be raised by Livejournal."
- me, trying to explain Tumblr to non-savvy cohort
Accurate as fuck.
Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….
Denny’s is a superwholockian
Denny’s what the hell
YES OH MY GOD
99.9% sure that Kevin is Rapunzel.
All hail Master Chau!
I squeaked. I literally squeaked!
“Thank god for Fan Fiction Writers”
— Every Fandom Ever (via indefinitely-rad)
Interesting play on words
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
Every show has a word or a phrase that breaks the fandom
Sometimes, it’s a broken sentence
Sometimes, it’s asking a friend to come back
And sometimes, it’s just a simple word
Thanks for brutally stabbing me in the heart.